Ultimate Slav Simulator 2018 - Gopnik Edition
Priviet Tovarish!Want to become a real slav? A true fearless bear-fighting gopnik?This game ideal to you! Ultimate Slav Simulator 2018 will teach* you how to eat, dress, drink, squat, live and breathe
Ultimate Slav Simulator 2018 - Gopnik Edition
Priviet Tovarish!Want to become a real slav? A true fearless bear-fighting gopnik?This game ideal to you! Ultimate Slav Simulator 2018 will teach* you how to eat, dress, drink, squat, live and breathe** like a real slav.How game work? - you ask.Well, Tovarishch, no need to worry - is simple. You race against clock to complete a variety of slav activities - squatting, dancing, helping Babushka, cooking and many more. As our slav scientists*** have concluded, this type of gameplay is a perfect way to learn all skills you need in a Slav World****. This same metod is also used in at least 0 schools in Slavia***** - so, you know is good!Afraid that your western spy roots might intervene? No problem, Tovarishch! This game is meant for everyone! With proper training anyone can become a true gopnik. But I hear you say - "Ey, c*ka bl*at! How many money this cost, urod?" No need worry Tovarishch! Ultimate Slav Simulator 2018 is completely free - game is free, download tozhe free, no" pay to win" in app purchases, leaderboard - free, achievements - free, ads - completely free. See? No problem! You download, you play, you become slav.So what you wait? Go, download know! Compete against your friends and become the best slav of them all! *game might teach you more or less**doesn't apply if you're not currently breathing***in this case "scientist" might not apply to a real scientist****Earth8008s in Multiverse*****Slavia might not be a real place